"Mom, is it true that when a girl hits you for no reason it's because she likes you?"
"Well, yeah sometimes....or sometimes you just made her mad.....Why?"
"Because Carson said if a girl punches you for no reason, it's because she likes you- like a boyfriend"
"Well, why do you ask is some girl punching you?"
"Yeah.....Kaitlin O'Hare punches me for NO REASON AT ALL"
"Well David, it might be because she likes you or because she's mad...either way you aren't allowed to hit her back"
"I know....I can't believe she likes me for a boyfriend...."